I'm just under the wire with this one, but I promised a Christmas special, and every time a Jew breaks a promise on Christmas, an angel gets fat. So here, without further a-jew, is my holiday card to all of you. Please feel free to "regift", and accept it along with my sincerest wish that this be the start of a happy, healthy and fabulous new year for all of us. But especially for me.
To quote the famous song: "Although it's been said many times, many ways - Merry Christmas to you." (But remember now, that does not apply to infants or to senior citizens above the age of 92. That group will just have to fend for themselves.)