I hope you enjoy my brand new Halloween Special, featuring acclaimed television icon - ME! (Also, Bea Arthur.) Please keep in mind that it was made on a very tight budget. There's only so much you can do with a million dollars.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! And kids, remember: Before you eat your candy, check it for razor blades and/or drugs (the razor blade ones give to someone you don't like, and the drug ones mark up and sell for a profit.)