Friday, September 2, 2011

Labor Pains

Happy Labor Day Weekend! I had a crizz-azy dream last night. I know I've been talking a lot about my dreams lately. I figure, that old schtick worked for Martin Luther King, Jr... He got a whole day named after him. Of course, his dreams resulted from discrimination and gross social injustice and were about peace among men, whereas mine result from eating too close to bedtime and are usually about Beyonce.

I think Beyonce actually inspired this particular dream, though she did not appear in it (much like her clothing line!) The main plot was that I'd just found out I was pregnant. Which is strange since, as some of you may know, I'm sort of a man, kind of. But the whole dream was basically just me sitting on the turrlet, peeing on those home pregnancy strips and seeing the little pink plus sign pop up over and over again. This went on for what felt like a Lifetime mini-series.

My dream dictionary says that to dream you are pregnant signifies personal growth or the start of a new chapter in your life. Which is nice, but I'm gonna take it as a sign that I should stop having unprotected sex with lots of strangers. LOL!!! JUST KIDDING!!!! I'm not really gonna stop doing that.

#justjokespeople #shutup

Meanwhile, if this hasn't been enough pee-pee/sexy talk for your Labor Day weekend, you can listen to my latest appearance on Sirius XM's Derek and Romaine Show below. We talk about urinating on strangers, homeless love-making and The Little Mermaid. They're fun.

LISTEN: Randy Rainbow on Sirius XM's DNR Show 8/11

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