Monday, February 14, 2011

Queen of Hearts

Happy Valentine's Day, Everybody! Well, I guess not everybody. Looks like it's just another lonely Monday for you single ladies (and the weather's kinda crappy, too, so your hair probably looks like shit.) But I still want you to enjoy it! And, hey! How bad can it be, right? I mean, Beyonce wrote a whole anthem all about single ladies! Beyonce is not single, by the way. She was just doing that to be nice. But, hey! Take what you can get, single ladies! If the hot, rich, married lady wants to wave your crappy flag, let her! What have you got to lose, right? Very little, that's what. XOXOXO!

If any of you are still last-minute shopping for that special someone, please keep this in mind: Diamonds are forever, but so is Chlamydia if left untreated. Listen, I really don't know what that means, but this video is only about 5 and a half minutes and I think it's definitely worth your time.

Find out what happens when America's sweethearts seek counsel from a trained-ish professional-ish with fabulous shoes. (Features a very special, very dragtastic guest star appearance...)

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