For those of you who have been following my quest for a Halloween costume (you might have read about it on my Twitter page, or perhaps seen the updates being scrolled on CNN), I think I've finally reached a verdict.
I was originally going to go with "Megan Mullally In the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Commericial". Then for a while, I was stuck on "Joy Behar the Day She and Whoopi Goldberg Walked Off The View". But then I thought those would be too obscure for people to recognize. And I hate having to explain my costume to people. So I decided to go with "Barbara Walters the Day She Scolded Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg For Walking Off The View". Then I realized... Everyone will be doing that this year. It'll be like Pokémon circa '96. So I've decided finally on "Jennifer Aniston as Barbra Streisand". Ya know, from her Harper's Bazarre shoot?
All I need now is the leopard fur coat. So if any of you has an idea where I might score one cheap, or if you so happen to own an actual leopard you're not crazy about and a great pattern for a coat, please email a sista.
In other news: Don't forget that I'll be taking part in the "Living for Today" benefit this Sunday, October 24 at the Laurie Beechman Theatre @ 9:30. The lineup is crazy star-studded and I'll be premiering a video made special for the occasion!
And on Halloween Eve, Tituss (Burgess, duh) will hold a one-night-only concert with his "Tightass Band" at New World Stages to benefit The Trevor Project. I'll be taking part in that, too, so come the hell on down! Gonna be fun! CLICK HERE for all the info.
Love you, guys (for the most part)!