Happy May, Bloggities. You know what this means... National STD Awareness Month (or "April" as you prudes refer to it) is finally over, thank god. I don't know about you, but I was getting tired of keeping track of all mine. I'd rather do my taxes.
Meanwhile, the weather is an absolute embarrassment today in New York, and my Seasonal Affect Disorder is kickin' like Seabiscuit. I haven't the strength to update you on what's been going on around here, so just watch this video.
And remember my motto: "It's not television... I actually don't know what the hell it is."
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