Friday, April 23, 2010

If A Girl Isn't Purrrrty

How much do you think rhinoplasty on, say, a 7-year-old allegedly adorable purebred Persian-Episcopalian cat with a Jew nose would run me? I know I'll get flack for this from the ASPCA, or PETA, or the NAACP, or whichever organization opposes the cosmetic augmentation of domestic animals, but I've recently discovered the Jewiest bump on the bridge of my cat's nose and we're strongly considering having it corrected. Form whatever judgements you will about me - This cat's face is my meal ticket, and I gotta eat.

Here's a clip from the new MTV reality series called, "I'm 16 And I Just Found Out My Cat Has A Jewishy-Looking Nose, And I'm Pretty Sure It's The Reason I'm Not Getting Laid... And Pregnant". Catchy title, I think.

Mushi's Nose Job from Randy Rainbow on Vimeo.

(PS- The working title of this blog post was "Randy Schmucks Around With The Video Recording Feature On His New iPhone And Makes You Watch A 3-Minute Movie Starring His Cat")

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