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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Jingle Bawllz, Jingle Bawllz...

I hope everyone is having a happy and a healthy and a hangover. This Christmas I have journeyed to the Island of Long, where I've been on assignment, studying the holiday rituals of the gentiles in their natural habitat. Survival has not been easy. There is not a box of Chinese food or a movie theatre for miles. But I feel I'm doing some groundbreaking work here. (Oprah has her Africa...)

Anyway, I will return soon. Please stay tuned for news of Sam Harris, and of course......"SWEETIE LA"!: The Christmas gift that Santa Claus, Tim Burton, and Jesus all pitched in to get me this year. ("You guyyys!")

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS!

Love,
Your Favorite Jew-Blahgstress

1 comment:

Benjamin said...

Deck the halls with Depp.