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Tuesday, October 2, 2007

The Blonde Leading the Blonde

Well, it finally happened. Britney Spears has lost custody of both her children. Now if she could only lose those pesky 10 pounds that came with them, we'd be back on track. Keep up the good work, B.S.! Also on the Today Show this morning was another blonde bombshell, Ann Coulter. How can anyone be offended by the things she says? The woman's as obvious as a yeast infection, (and less appealing). She's nothing but glitz and tits. Her rants usually have no reason or rhyme, and float entirely on the wings of shock value and Clairol's Nice'n Easy # 106. Every word farted from her mouth is an obvious attempt to raise eyebrows and offend. At one point this morning, she even targeted Meredith Vieira, just cuz she was sitting there. She is ridick. I'm surprised she didn't take off her top and start chucking banana cream pies at Ann Curry for the attention. She was of course hockin' her new book. I think it's called, "I Eat Orphaned Babies for Dinner", or something, and subtitled, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!". Shut up. Who cares.

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