I hope everyone is having a marvelous Labor Day Weekend. Mine's been delightfully lazy. I'm sitting here in my apartment in my tux with my top 3 buttons torn open, bow tie unfastened, and hair disheveled, as I'm now into hour 900 of watching the Jerry Lewis MDA Telethon. Um....It's really depressing this year, you guys. Not because of all the sickness in the world, but because the degree of talent on this show has really diminished over the years. It's become an inane showcase of cheerleading squads across the US. The biggest name I've seen so far is Carrot Top, and as it turns out, steroids are not as funny as one might guess.
Enjoy your short work week, and don't forget to throw those white shoes into storage.
I gotta go! Jerry Lewis's housekeeper is about to juggle.