Email Randy

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Stagedoor Donnie

Can this be true?? The NY Post announced today that my long-term boyfriend, Jake Jiggle-Bawllz (Jake Gyllenhaal to the rest of you) may very well be headed to Broadway next fall!

The political drama, to be directed by Mike Nichols, is called Farragut North. (As you know, Jake starred in the 2005 blockbuster, Brokeback Mountain, in which he played a particularly hot FArraGUT from the South.)

Of course, I'd prefer to see my Jakey in a lavish musical, or something a little less political and a little more full-frontal nudity. But nobody asked me, so I'll take what they give me and like it!

2 comments:

deniece said...

nice use of the word FArraGUT...
i know this would make all your dreams come true...

deniece said...

can't help but see that this picture of the Gorge Gylenbawlz and you have very similar facial features. ur both gorge and you should be proud.