Wednesday, August 1, 2007

An Important Message to All New Yorkers...

If you happen to see this person walking hurriedly down ANY New York street, at ANY time (particularly during rush hour), get the fuck out of the way. While he wishes he had the time to leisurely stroll through life like many of you apparently do, he has a job.
He has commitments.
He has a train to catch.
He has a life.
Move.

To a different city.


This has been a message from
The NYC Health Department
Promoting a longer, healthier life with all your limbs intact

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